2 words: hair SUCKS

i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair i hate my hair I HATE my hair i hate my HAIR i hate my hair I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR

not even close to expressing this sentiment
maybe breaking a big piece of expensive glass into a million shattered pieces repeatedly would come close. i doubt it.

i wish to fuck i could figure out what goddam gene mutated while i was being conceived or what body system is on overdrive when it comes to producing hair. but i'm sick to fucking death of it
hair on the carpet
ALL over the carpet, so much so that the beige carpet looks black
all over the bathroom floor, and the sink
spent now 2 hours dealing with it today, even tho i just got a haircut less than a month ago
sat on the bathroom floor with a scissors, thinning shears and a comb. thanks to my $550 vet expenses this month, haircut went right out the budget. isn't it always something
so after an hour of cutting like some possessed woman trying to carve out an alien, there is hair all over me, the floor, the newspaper, the bathmat, and the towel. sweep it up, sweep again. then dye my graying hair. then wash it
2 hours in total of my saturday, thank you

and then there's the hair on my arms that i have to wax every month. pluck the eyebrows that look like they would cover up my eyes if i didn't
then the icing on the cake, the $7500 i've spent on laser hair removal to absolutely no fucking avail. sure it takes it off. i don't have to shave. sadly, it's worth it right there compared to the 2x per day i was shaving. but it comes right back, strong as ever, not even phased. so it means, i guess, that instead of a car payment, i'll have a $300 laser payment every month for the rest of my life.

why? i swear, if there is anything to karma, i will come back as a cute little blonde with 2 hairs on my body. hair on my head so thin that people pity me. 'oh my goodness, you poor thing, you're hair is so thin'. but i will say, 'hell, no, it's WONDERFUL'.

i hate my hair
the time, money and effort i spend on keeping this freak show at bay is insane! i'm sick of it