Some help PLEASE

god, would somebody PLEASE tell me how to deal with the asshole human race!!!!
please

i so feel like i got dropped off on the wrong planet
jesus, i don't know where my people are, but they are not here!

assholes everywhere i go
everytime i turn around

the accountant at my other job has been a flaming asshole
last email he sent, directed me to "please look at these dates VERY carefully before sending me this report"
ok, right there? PRICK. bite me. then, i emailed them to him. he bitches, 'that doesn't work for me, please fax them'
i fax them. THEN he has the nerve to complain to me that i faxed them landscape style, instead of portrait.
are you kidding me?

then one of the assistants over there accuses ME of losing two $19,000 bills last week, even tho i'm 100 % sure i never got them. today she bitches to me in a very nasty, condescending email that 2 of the checks were written out with some kindof wrong coding or some shit. she asks if she needs to circle them to be more clear to me. oh my god.

i go in to work today, knowing i have a dental appointment at noon. i have a pile of work on my desk that i know will take about 2 hours, so it's perfect timing.

lucy-FUCKING-fur ends up 1 car behind me, coming into the office. she parks before me, jumps out of her car, and runs into the building so she can log onto the bookkeeping software first.

nevermind her old excuse, "OH, i didn't know you were here". that's clearly not the case today. so after an hour, i packed up and walked out. i have a million things to be doing, but instead, i'm ranting. and AWOL from work.

i can't deal with this shit, i really can't.
i mean, am i missing some gene that makes people capable of interacting with flaming assholes and situations like this on a daily basis? is there a prick magnet on my forehead that i keep attracting people like this?

i just don't understand what it takes to be around nice people?
some help here?
cuz i'm just DONE
the only one i can stand is my cat.